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They’re on you. The “Surrey Heights Mob” don’t like you. They don’t like you boogieing through “THEIR TURF” wearing “YOUR COLOURS”. It angers them deeply.
Can you make it to the sublime sanctuary of the OVAL TAVERN, to refuel and make ready for TOTAL ESCAPE. DJ JONNNY BOLAX is your contact. Your spirit guide. He can help you get clean out of the CRONX, to a better place, where you can be free.
Use your brain, use your eyes, UTILISE YOUR BODY to evade the evil attentions of CRONX’s finest, THE SAVAGE TIGERS, THE LOST SHEEP, THE ROTTEN APPLES & THE DRAGONS OF DOOM!
GOOD LUCK PEOPLE!
And remember, if you even make it to the station, BEWARE THE CRACK ZOMBIES, for they revel in the hunger!
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Things occuring at the Oval
Spring is here, and we are preparing for some fantastic events over the next few months, including bands in the garden,BBQ’s and much more from your favourite pub. Upcoming in March we’ve got the Phoenix Brothers, Steve Morrison’s Blues Abuse, Cee Cee and Phonix’s Hip-Hop Night and Rock of Ages – check out the gigs [...]
DJ Rob Delta – at the Oval this Saturday
Whassup guys and girls? DJ Rob Delta is back at Ohe Oval this Friday for your entertainment – come along and enjoy the music, and perhaps treat yourself to a few jars or three!
Buffalo Bill Smith’s open mike night – Tuesday from 7.30pm
Buffalo Bill Smith will be co-hosting the Oval Jam with Roger Wagner on Tuesday the 21st of February, at the Oval Tavern, Oval Road, East Croydon. Join the friendliest jam in South London. Full back line provided, starts at 9pm. See you there.
Six Nations Rugby at the Oval Tavern!
It’s that time of year again! We’ll be showing every game live at the Oval Tavern, so why not come join us and cheer on your country, in the comfort of Croydon’s best pub with Graham, Jan and friends.
SHOWTIME – THE HOME OF LIVE HIP HOP – Friday 30th December, 2011 at 3pm
A night giving you live Hip Hop, Sick beats, and the chance to show what you can do on our open mic. So far the acts that have graced our stage as follows: (in no particular order) PHONIX MARK MY WORDS SINAR-MATIC RAIN JIMMY JITSU RUTHLESS EMERGE MC TENCHOO KROMAN OLIVER SUDDEN TERRA MAN RAGGO [...]
Gigs updated! Christmas and New Year Gigs and Opening Hours
We’ve updated our Gigs page with details on all of the fantastic events happening at the Oval Tavern over the coming holiday period! hop on over three and get scribbling in your diaries to make sure your favourite bands.
DJ Fashion Andy – This Friday from 8pm
Dj Fashion Andy is playing this Friday at the Oval Tavern – always guaranteed to make you boogie! Get down and enjoy a few pints and a dance – why not, it’s Friday, eh?
Bishop is back!
Bishop is back! Enjoy an evening of divine pleasurement with your luxurious deejay JONNNY BOLAX, massaging your ears with an exotic selection of GREATESTITS, from his crate of dreams. Free admission for one and all, from 8pm to midnight. “Make mine a large one”
Dj Rob Delta – new dates incoming!
DJ Rob Delta is back over the next few months – we hope to see you down on the third Friday of every month! PLAYING A CORNUCOPIA OF SOUNDS INCLUDING 50′S 60′S 70′S , BLUES , SOUL , FUNK , ROCK , JAZZ , PSYCHEDELIA . EVERY 3RD FRIDAY AT THEE OVAL TAVERN FORTHCOMING DATES [...]